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國小生英語笑話故事 篇一

There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded, "It's my washcloth"。 Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: "What happened to your washcloth?" The mother responded, "I lost it"。

The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother's washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother yelling and screaming, I found your washcloth, the mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?" The boy answered, "The maid has it and she is washing daddy's face with it."

英語笑話故事 篇二

Little Johnny says “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,

小強尼説：“媽媽，今天早上和爸爸在公車上時，

he told me to give up my seat to a lady.”

他叫我讓座給一位女士。”

“You've done the right thing,” says Mommy.

媽媽説：“你做得很對呀。”

“But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.”

“但是，媽媽，我是坐在爸爸膝蓋上的。”

英語笑話故事 篇三

After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，teased us about the Mid-west's dull，flat，treeless land. When my parents，Nebraska farmers，visited us，I asked them about their trip.

我和丈夫約翰從內布拉斯加搬到密西根後，我們新認識的朋友們總為他們美麗的`林蔭大過引以為榮。他們嘲諷我們的中西部平原荒涼、貧瘩，連株枯樹都沒有。後來我父母從內布拉斯加的老家來看我們，我問他們對旅途的感受。

What a boring drive，“my father replied.”Once you get to Michigan, there's nothing to see but trees.“

我父親抱怨着:“枯澡，乏味，一進入密西根，除了樹什麼都沒有。”

英語笑話故事 篇四

A tourist passing through South Dakota stopped at a blood bank to make a donation. Afterward，he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American.

有個旅行者在穿越南達科這州時，在一家膚血站獻了血。獻血後他坐在一張小牀上休息。這時，他見到另一個人前來獻血。那個人看起來好像是美國的本土人。這個旅行家於是就和他攀談起來。“你是不是住在路那邊的蘇族印地安人保護區？”

The tourist struck up a conversation and asked,”Do you live on the Sioux reservation up the road?”

“沒錯兒。”那人回答。

“Yes，”the man replied.

“你是百分之百血統的蘇族印地安人嗎？”

“Are you a full-blooded Sioux?”

“噢，不能完全這麼説？。 “那人説:“我現在就缺少了一品脱的血。”

”Well，actually，no，“said the man. ”Right now I'm a pint low. “

英語笑話故事 篇五

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: ”I pray for a bicycle. I pray for a new toy.“

兩個小男孩在祖父母家過夜。睡覺的時候，兩個小男孩跪在牀邊開始祈禱，這時小一些的孩子扯開嗓子大聲喊道：“我祈求得到一輛自行車。我祈求有一個新玩具。”

His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, ”Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf.“

他的哥哥靠過來，用肘輕碰他説：“你為什麼這麼大聲喊叫呢？上帝又不是聾子。”

To which the little brother replied, ”No, but Grandma is!"

弟弟回答説：“是的，但是奶奶聽不到呀！”