英語爆笑幽默笑話多篇

英語爆笑幽默笑話： 篇一

Patient:I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.

Surgeon:I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.

病人：我很害怕，這是我第一次動手術。

外科醫生：我完全理解你的心情。這也是我第一次動手術。

英語爆笑幽默笑話： 篇二

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.

一個畫家問畫廊的主人有沒有人對他正在展覽的畫作感興趣。

I've got good news and bad news, the owner replied.

我有個好消息，又有個壞消息要告訴你，主人説。

The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings.

好消息就是一位紳士向你的畫作詢價並想知道你死後那些畫會不會升值。當我告訴他會以後，他便買下了你全部的15幅作品。

That's wonderful! the artist exclaimed, What's the bad news?。 With concern, the gallery owner replied, The guy was your doctor.

那太好了！畫家驚歎道，那壞消息呢？主人面露關切之色，回答道：那個人是你的醫生。

英語爆笑幽默笑話：可憐的男人 篇三

A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

Bartender: “What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?”

The man: “We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month.”

Bartender: “That should make you happy.”

The man: “No, the month is up today!”

一個男人坐在酒吧裏，傷心至極。

酒吧招待：“你怎麼了？跟老婆鬧矛盾了？”

男人：“我們吵了一架，她説一個月都不跟我説話。”

酒吧招待：“那你應該高興才是啊！”

男人：“不，今天是這個月的最後一天。”

英語爆笑幽默笑話：Class, Lass and Ass 篇四

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,

so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.

A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.

班級、情人和蠢驢

湯姆教授打算第二天與他的學生見面，因此他在黑板上寫道：湯姆教授明天將和大家見面。

一位學生看到這條通知後，覺得展示自己幽默感的機會來了，就走上前，將class中的c擦掉，將意思變為湯姆教授明天將和情婦見面。教授聽到笑聲，轉過身走回來，看了看那位學生，又看看被改動過的通知，不動聲色地走上前，把lass中的l擦掉，將意思改為湯姆教授明天將和蠢驢見面。看了看那位目瞪口呆的學生，教授揚長而去。