20個英語笑話爆笑超短的欣賞

20個英語笑話爆笑超短篇一

1.鳥窩與頭髮

我姐姐是一位國小老師.一次一個學生告訴她説一隻鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩.

“是什麼鳥呢?”我姐姐問她.

“我沒看到鳥兒,老師,只看到鳥窩.”那孩子回答説.

“那麼,你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道.

“哦,老師,就像你的頭髮一樣.”

I've Just Bitten My Tongue

“Are we poisonous?” the young snake asked his mother.

“Yes, dear,” she replied - “Why do you ask?”

“Cause I've just bitten my tongue! ”

e I've just bitten my tongue 因為我剛咬了自己的舌頭. 句中 Cause 是 Because 的縮略形式.

我剛咬破自己的舌頭

“我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親.

“是的,親愛的,”她回答説,“你問這個幹什麼?”

“因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭.”

3.A Woman Who Fell

It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, “Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?”

摔倒的女人

上下班高峯期,我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車.接近門口,一位肥胖的中年婦女從後面衝過來,沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳,仰面滑倒了.她的慣性使她接近了我的腳.我正準備扶她,她卻自己爬了起來.她鎮定了一下,對我擠了一下眉,説道：“總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎?”

is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一個大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人.

-- 他真是一個大人物.幹什麼的?

-- 墓地守墓人.

long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. “Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America.”

它們是從美國直接帶來的

一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久,到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元.在銀行櫃枱,銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票,看是否有假.

這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩,最後實在忍耐不住説：“相信我,先生,也請你相信這些鈔票.這都是真正的美元,它們是從美國直接帶來的.”